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PostSubject: Blonde/Brunette Jokes   Mon Dec 21, 2009 2:53 am

This thread is for ONLY blonde jokes and nothing more.

Brunette:Wanna go play some badmitton?
Blonde:Why would you wanna play with a bad mitten?
Brunette:Fine.Do you wanna go get a milkshake?
Blonde:They shake milk now?!

Teacher:Spell 'specialties'.
Blonde:Special tea.
Tacher:Spell 'opal'.
Blonde:Oh pal.

Blonde:What's the time?
Blonde:That's weird.I asked alot of different people that and they always gave me a different answer.

"Peace...peace sells...peace..peace sells!Peace sells,but who's buying?Peace sells,but who's BUYING?!Peace sells,but who's buying?Peace sells,but who's BUYING?!"
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde/Brunette Jokes   Wed Dec 23, 2009 7:23 am

Blonde:Whats the best place to get fruit juice?
Brunette:From a store.
Blonde:No.From Jamba Juice

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PostSubject: Re: Blonde/Brunette Jokes   Thu Dec 24, 2009 8:34 pm

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. The brunette balances their checkbook, then takes their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale.

Upon leaving, she tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."

The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she does want to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for $599, no less.

After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home."

The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word."

Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word. After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send her the word, 'comfortable.'"

The telegraph operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word, 'comfortable'?"

The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde, she'll read it very slow."

LOL.I had to read that word slow to get it.

Don't be fooled by Winter's snow.
It may be there when you grow.
Stuck inside the warmest depths is where you'll live.
Your cold hard life is what you give.
You wait and ponder and wonder about.
There's nothing worth catching trout.
So sit there by the warmest part of the fire.
Watch the time pass by as the flames grow higher.

The Winter Fire-KB
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